Household Math
Household mathematics have a special kind of magic. The algorithms don’t fit the norms. Some items diminish and deplete instantly. For example, the other humans in the house can sense if I’ve filled up the cookie jar without my saying a word. Which I did last night. The contents in the jar will disappear within 24 hours. Never fails. Other things multiply exponentially without reason. These items almost always take up too much room for their value and they usually tumble out of their spaces when given the chance.
Today I found myself armpit deep in dirty water bottles. The sink was full. The dish drainer could barely handle the capacity after I washed them. I asked myself, why do four people need twenty or so water bottles/insulated tumblers/smoothie cups? And while we’re in the cupboard, why so many coffee cups? Only two of us drink coffee, yet there’s a collection of mugs cluttering up the shelves. Some of these mugs are perfect, some passably functional, and some are freebies from groups we donate to or volunteer with, but they are unattractive. No joy being sparked in them, they are the mugs of last resort. We use the perfect favorites and when they aren’t clean, we move onto the next best mug. After the third string mugs are used, we might use one of these hideous cups, but we may just as likely wash out a better one instead. Under no circumstances are guests served drinks in these sad cups. So why hang onto them? If they were all mine, they’d be gone, but most of them are not mine. I have a couple of second stringers, but when I get ugly mugs now (an occupational hazard) I put them out on the “free table” at school. Unless someone at school gave it me. I’ve made that mistake before.
I want very much to learn how to find common denominators in our household items. I need to divide and conquer the clutter, and not allow it to simply multiply in stacks. It’s almost spring so I’m getting ready for the new math.